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Sup Fools?! Welcome to ze new and improved blogarithm.

(Side note: I never did get why people say "new and improved" If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. Have fun solving that paradox.)

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Allow me to introduce us...lets start with the basics;

1. We shred the Gnar. Hard. Sometimes in eachothers pants. Throwin 720's post 50-50 board slide on a kink rail. Ok not really. But it sounds pretty legit in theory.

2. We enjoy going into bars and getting completely sugar shwasted on Shirley Temples, surely. Suckers for the toxic Sprite + Grenadine combo. That sugar..does things to us..not..think..straight..talk..backwardz

3. We slay the LSAT via Ticonderoga and Ticonderoga ONLY. Once you go black...

4. We talk fluent Englibic. Like Spanglish. Just..more disjointed. Aint No thang.

5. Addicts de la Sprinkles Cupcakes. Put in the situtation, we would risk our own lives for that of our beloved madagascar bourbon vanilla cake & french vanilla frosting cupcakes. {we make our cupcakes wear seatbelts. Safety First. Click it or ticket}

6. Haters of Twi-vomit and sorority cults. Don't be sucked into that sorority rite-of-passage bullshiza. If you feel left out, go color some Greek symbols on a tee-shirt (or lack thereof) and strut around campus like a) you have nothing better to do with your life and/or b) you're so hungover you don't know where you're going. You'll fit in perfectly and everyone will believe you. Be not offended Twi-hards and greek sistahs, we're only kidding. Kinda.

7. Nat is a door knockin, early to wed Momo. Erika is a penny lovin member of the jew-squad.

{actually I prefer quarters}

Natalie: "What significance does Laban play in Jewish scripture/history?"
Erika: "How the cuss-word should I know? 1. I was kicked out of Hebrew school for putting glue in the Rabbi's chair at age 8, 2. I just wrote a letter to Santa asking for a mother lovin' beach cruiser. Eff my religiousless fail of an existence!"
Erika Franta. Keep'n it kosher since 1989.

8. Slayers of 2000 piece puzzles of Jewsus at the Last supper, and by slayers I mean it slayed us. Fail.

9. We can make front page of every local newspaper in 48 hours of being in a state. It's been done.

10. Imma tell ya one time.....Bieber. Fever. Ya hurrdd?!

Written By Erika Franta