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Shredicles of Gnarnia was developed by Arcave, Arcave & Associate, LLC (that would be us) during the wee insomniac hours of the morning whilst engaged in a very heartwarming chat on The Fbook. Please note the capitalization implying a proper noun.
This is a documented version of our love story. Seeing as we have enough Wall-to-Franta stalkers on The Fbook, we figured we'd go global. That's right, fbook lurkers, we are onto you.
Erika Franta and Natalie Wall met in Spring semester of 2009, sitting next to each other in the front row of "How To Be an Original Gangsta' 101" {which is code for Political Ideologies}. That is to say, we both discovered we were the biggest nerds in the class, and BOOM: insta-friendsthugs. Straight up.
One day, during the boringfresh lectures on Karl Marx' fall of the proletariatSnoop Dogg, Erika peeped over to see Natalie doodling Burton logos all over her notes. The gun was fired. Cap was popped. Whatever you beezys say. It was love.
After months and months of Sprinkles' fests, shred-sessions, life-slayings, and other thug-like behaviors, a little home-wrecker I like to call the Law School Admissions Test (LSAT) whored it's way into our lives.
8 months of studying logical fallacies, flaws, unstated assumptions and homing pigeons.
Not to mention, the LSAT had a love-affair with moral values, heart disease, high cholesterol, and Latino minority artists. So 8 months studying all of that, as well.
We're pretty much qualified physicians..and art critiques.
Alas, with World's Worst test under our belts, our love has once again been rekindled - and broadcasted to you via blogspace.
